Road cones are actually an alien race on a mission to bring planet earth to a standstill

George Michael Cone

 Alien Dalek Cones from the planet ring road EXTERMINATE!

This is George Michael Cone lurking outside a public toilet. It has been suggested that he is waiting to attract the attention of a passing policeman, so that he can expose his true alien traffic cone nature.

Photograph of George Michael Cone lurking outside a public toilet, hoping to attract the attention of a passing policeman Click the cone to visit traffic cone humor page

George is not displaying the usual male white reflective markings around his middle, because he is in drag. He has cunningly disguised him self as a female cone to improve his chances of snaring the prey.

See Also
Martian landings on the Bristol to Bath Cycle Path
Alien Cones From The Planet Ring Road
Sado masochistic fun with Traffic Cones
Alien landings on Siston Common
Aliens Ride Bicycles Too
Traffic Cone Sex Orgy
Traffic Cone Invasion
Music Humor
Cyclists Jokes
Complaints
Links

Alien cone counter Alien Cone Counter for those who trust such things

Photograph by Nigel Jones Sept 2000