Jones didn't say very much because the quick repartee isn't very quick before mid day! He managed to utter the immortal words "did it for a laugh Fred" when asked about the
traffic cone pages then within a couple of minutes he managed to offend the entire population of Scotland by mentioning this link! [grimace]
AMMENDMENT: entire population of Scotland refers of course to the subset of the Scottish population who were actually listening to the Fred MacAulay show at this time in the morning. This comprises an estimated 6 people including Jones, the producer, Fred, Fred's Mum and a couple of people who thought he was Billy Connely!
No statistics are currently available concerning the number of Traffic Cones who tuned in to the show.
Jones did his best but he is simply not a morning person. The BBC paid him anyhow so Jones thinks they are lovely people (Jones likes anyone who sends him money).
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