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Nigel Jones - Registered Voter
Nigel Jones isn't the Prime Minister, Chancellor of the Exchequer, Minister For Transport, Employment Minister or any kind of member of parliament. Indeed Nigel has never even been inside the house of commons or taken any active part in any kind of debate within the house of commons, and has no plans to seek election in the foreseeable future.
Mostly Nigel leaves the politics to those with nothing better to do, although employment is currently a big issue
Don't Mess With Nigel Jones He's A Registered Voter!
Nigel Jones is the big cheese at Machinehead Software, a scoop photographer and a British subject and as such he is entitled to exercise his unwritten but constitutional right to free speech. Nigel is a big advocate of democracy and free speech. Although democracy and free speech doesn't extend as far as his telephone or any other part of the Republic of JonesVille. This is because JonesVille isn't a democracy, and Nigel is a benign dictator whose interests include: cycling, power, programming, extraterrestrials, music, sex, money, art, food, nature, world domination, weapons of mass destruction, and of course humor - more to life than just serious political issues you know. Sometimes nigel lays awake at night, dreaming about gear ratios, spoke lengths, knee angles, heart zones and web developers tools. Sometimes he just plays with his balls or does puzzle's.
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See Also
Bike Software |
Other Software |
Nigels Art |
Music Player |
Nigels Abacus |
Power Calculator |
Nigel's Puzzle |
Cyclists Tips |
Machinehead Home |
Horse Shit |
Humor |
Nigel's Clippings |
Traffic Cones |
Dossier |
Invasion |
Torture |
Democratic Regime Change |
Cycling Links |
Misc. Links |
The Wall |
The Lottery |
OXO |
Photography |
Radio |
Citizens Arrest |
Complaints
Nigel's Bespoke Programming and Web Site Design Services
Other people called Nigel Jones
Little Lord Nigel
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