Traffic Cone Weapons of Mass Destruction
We have received a dossier from a reliable source within the intelligence service that suggests that Lancashire has been invaded by traffic cones.
Not only have the cones successfully invaded and occupied Lancashire but they have been developing weapons of mass destruction that it might be possible for them to deploy within 45 minutes.
The cheeky cone on the left has occupied the intelligence operative's bedroom! The objects at the cones base are believed to be mobile weapons of mass destruction factories. The blue stuff is the cones stockpile of anthrax spores.
The Smoking Gun
This picture really is the smoking gun that proves the Cones are developing WMD in support of their quest for world domination. As you can see the cone is glowing as a result of smuggling vast quantities of uranium from Africa! How much proof do you need?
It is proposed to issue the cones with a 110 day ultimatum to surrender the weapons of mass destruction. Then launch surgical strikes to liberate the people of Lancashire from the traffic cone tyranny, opression, domination and general conical imperialism. These surgical strikes will of course use only the smartest of smart bombs causing limited amounts of collateral damage to carefully selected strategic targets - so that we will be able to get the essential services back on line quickly.
Traffic Cones - WMD - Distribution of poison gas
The Evil Alien Traffic Cones from the planet Ring Road
Traffic Cone World Domination Plans
Traffic Cone Invasion
Traffic Cone Anatomy
Alien landings on the Bristol to Bath Cycle Path
Alien's invade Siston Common
Traffic Cones Building Supergun
Traffic Cone Abacus
Weapons Grade Horse Shit
Traffic Cone Links
Photography by a secret intelligence operative who is widely believed to have conveniently committed suicide.
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