Traffic Cone Weapons of Mass Destruction

Intelligence Dossier

We have received a dossier from a reliable source within the intelligence service that suggests that Lancashire has been invaded by traffic cones.

Not only have the cones successfully invaded and occupied Lancashire but they have been developing weapons of mass destruction that it might be possible for them to deploy within 45 minutes.

Photographic Evidence

The cheeky cone on the left has occupied the intelligence operative's bedroom! The objects at the cones base are believed to be mobile weapons of mass destruction factories. The blue stuff is the cones stockpile of anthrax spores.

The Smoking Gun

This picture really is the smoking gun that proves the Cones are developing WMD in support of their quest for world domination. As you can see the cone is glowing as a result of smuggling vast quantities of uranium from Africa! How much proof do you need?