Traffic Cones from the planet ring road EXTERMINATE!
Alien Dalek Traffic Cones from the planet ring road EXTERMINATE!

Traffic Cone WMD Distribution System

Traffic Cones distributing poison gas Click for Traffic Cone Invasion Click for Traffic Cone Invasion The purpose of the nozzle commnly found at the top of Traffic Cones has been the subject of much debate. (See Also: Traffic Cone Anatomy). It is widely believed that the cones are an alien race on a mission to achieve world domination by bringing planet Earth to a standstill. The picture on the left shows how the Cones might be planning to use their chemical and biological weapons of mass destruction. A stream of mustard gas is sprayed from the hole at the top of the cone, poisioning passing cyclists and other users of the cycle path.

See Also
Stealth Cones Invade Cycle Path
The Evil Alien Traffic Cones from the planet Ring Road
Traffic Cones Weapons of Mass Destruction
Traffic Cones Invade The Earth!
Traffic Cones Building Supergun
Traffic Cones World Domination Plans
Martian landings on the Bristol to Bath Cycle Path
Alien landings on Siston Common
Traffic Cone Sex
The Bristol & Bath Cycle Path
The Killer Frog Of Fishponds
Aliens ride bicycles too
Weapons Emporium
Weapons Grade Horse Shit
Cyclists Jokes
Cyclists Tips
Traffic Cone Links

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