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Alien Traffic Cone World Domination Plan Foiled By Drunkard |
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World Domination Master Plan: Stage 1
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This evil alien traffic cone invader has developed a cunning new tactic. As you can see it has smashed the man hole cover and is lurking beside the hole waiting to push its hapless victims into the abyss. Cones are clever! The picture was taken in a pub car park. The evil traffic cone has figured out that his victims will be staggering. Will the evil alien cones stop at nothing in their quest for world domination? What dastardly new tactics will they dream up in their efforts to enslave the human race and bring the planet to a standstill? |
The Score
Traffic Cones 0, Drunkards 0
World Domination Master Plan: Stage 2
| The traffic cone has trapped a drunk in the hole and is sitting on top of the entrance to prevent the drunk from escaping. Looks like the drunk has been subjugated, cone supremacy is complete and the human race will be enslaved and dominated by the evil traffic cones. |
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The Score
Traffic Cones 1, Drunkards 0
World Domination Master Plan: Get A New Plan!
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The belligerent drunk has made good his escape. Notice the horrific injuries sustained by the traffic cone in the heat of battle. Looks like the Cones will need to develop stealth technology and WMD's and come up a new world domination master plan befare the full scale traffic cone invasion can begin. |
The Score
Traffic Cones 1, Drunkards 1
Disclaimer
The above pictures were taken on three successive days, in the exact order shown above. The traffic cone is photographed as I found it. I didn't touch it (honest)! It moved around on its own!
See Also
Traffic Cone Weapons Of Mass Destruction
The Evil Alien Traffic Cones from the planet Ring Road
Traffic Cone Invasion
Traffic Cone Anatomy
Conical Characters
Alien landings on the Bristol to Bath Cycle Path
Alien's invade Siston Common
Stealth Cone
Traffic Cones Attack Policeman
Weapons Emporium
Webmasters Weaponry
Cyclists Jokes
Complaints
Machinehead
Traffic Cone Links