Traffic Cones from the planet ring road EXTERMINATE!
Traffic Cones from the planet ring road EXTERMINATE!

Conical Characters

Some of the conical characters created by Nigel 'traffic cones' Jones.

Conical Characters Used in Traffic Cone Invasion

Rocket assisted traffic cone Traffic Cone landing using rocket thrusters to slow its descent. Rocket assisted traffic cone
Traffic Cones shot down in flames Traffic Cone crashing to Earth after being shot down in flames - no need to click this cone it is already dead Traffic Cones shot down in flames
Cone The Destroyer Warrior Cones with scary names like 'Cone the Destroyer', 'Cone The Barbarian' or 'The Governator' carry big battle axe's that might be used to perpetrate acts of terrorism against passing cyclists and other road users.

Did the Governor of California supply arms to the Traffic Cones?
NEW! Cone The Barbarian Teeshirts
Cone The Destroyer
Invisible Traffic Cones Traffic Cones with fully functional anti radar stealth devices Invisible Traffic Cones
Traffic Cones with matt black anti radar stealth coating, but defectice invisibility device Traffic Cones with anti radar stealth coating but defective invisibility technology Traffic Cones with matt black anti radar stealth coating, but defectice invisibility device
Splattered Traffic Cone Splattered Traffic Cones Splattered Traffic Cone

Other Conical Characters

Traffic Cone Dalek Traffic Cone Daleks will attempt to exterminate all resistance Traffic Cone Dalek
Common or garden traffic cone Common or garden traffic cones. Otherwise known as cone bombs because they are dropped by flying saucers under cover of darkness. High brow Intellectual types call them Communus Trafficconeicus Common or garden traffic cone
Traffic Cone transmitting radio signals back to base - Click to learn more about the anatomy of road traffic cones Cone The Communicator: Traffic Cones with fully extended antenna transmitting radio signals back to the Cones base on the planet Ring Road. Traffic Cone transmitting radio signals back to base - Click to learn more about the anatomy of road traffic cones
Smart Cone Smart Cones Believed to be educated at Bristol University Smart Cone
Klu Klux Kone Klu Klux Kone White only Traffic Cones with psychopathic (cyclo-path-ic?) tendencies and delusions of grandeur. Klu Klux Kone

See Also
The Evil Alien Traffic Cones from the planet Ring Road
Traffic Cone Invasion | Rules of Traffic Cone Invasion
Traffic Cones World Domination Plans
Stealth Cones Invade Cycle Path
The Anatomy of Traffic Cones
Martian landings on the Bristol to Bath Cycle Path
Alien landings on Siston Common
Weapons Emporium
Cyclist Humor
Nigel Jones Art
Traffic Cone Links

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