Some of the conical characters created by Nigel 'traffic cones' Jones.
|Traffic Cone landing using rocket thrusters to slow its descent.|
|Traffic Cone crashing to Earth after being shot down in flames - no need to click this cone it is already dead|
|Warrior Cones with scary names like 'Cone the Destroyer', 'Cone The Barbarian' or 'The Governator' carry big battle axe's that might be used to perpetrate acts of terrorism against passing cyclists and other road users.
Did the Governor of California supply arms to the Traffic Cones?
NEW! Cone The Barbarian Teeshirts
|Traffic Cones with fully functional anti radar stealth devices|
|Traffic Cones with anti radar stealth coating but defective invisibility technology|
|Splattered Traffic Cones|
|Traffic Cone Daleks will attempt to exterminate all resistance|
|Common or garden traffic cones. Otherwise known as cone bombs because they are dropped by flying saucers under cover of darkness. High brow Intellectual types call them Communus Trafficconeicus|
|Cone The Communicator: Traffic Cones with fully extended antenna transmitting radio signals back to the Cones base on the planet Ring Road.|
|Smart Cones Believed to be educated at Bristol University|
|Klu Klux Kone White only Traffic Cones with psychopathic (cyclo-path-ic?) tendencies and delusions of grandeur.|
The Evil Alien Traffic Cones from the planet Ring Road
Traffic Cone Invasion | Rules of Traffic Cone Invasion Traffic Cones World Domination Plans
Stealth Cones Invade Cycle Path
The Anatomy of Traffic Cones
Martian landings on the Bristol to Bath Cycle Path
Alien landings on Siston Common
Nigel Jones Art
Traffic Cone Links
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