This new type of traffic cone does not sport the usual fluorescent red/orange or reflective plumage of the common or garden traffic cone (Communus Trafficconeicus). Instead is has a dull grey/black appearance similar to the American stealth fighter. Hence the name conicus stealthicus or stealth cone to us ordinary folk. The traffic cone has been coated with a special non reflective anti-radar stealth coating. This coating combined with its angular conical shape give it a radar signature that is actually smaller than Tony Blairs brain. Did the traffic cones steal the anti radar technology from the American military? Are the Americans sponsoring traffic cone terrorism? Did the yanks steal the alien stealth cone anti radar technology from the traffic cones? Will the evil terrorist traffic cones stop at nothing in their quest for world domination?
Cyclists are warned that at least one of these stealth cones has been deployed on the Bristol to Bath cycle track. The photo on the left shows the evil stealth cone lurking at the side of the bicycle track waiting to surprise passing cyclists by committing random acts of terrorism. The traffic cones from the planet ring road have invaded the Bristol to Bath cycle path. They are believed to be extending the Avon Valley Railway. An intelligence operative claims that this is to enable the traffic cones to transport weapons of mass destruction from Lancashire to Irraq.
It is not currently known if this traffic cone is really alone. It could mean an entire invasion force has landed and in fact the only reason we can see this stealth cone at all is because it has a defective invisibility device.
Completely invisible stealth cones can be detected with the special traffic cone detection software built into your web browser. Move the mouse over the photograph and watch the mouse pointer change when an invisible stealth cone is detected.
Anatomy of a Stealth Cone
The Evil Alien Traffic Cones from the planet Ring Road
Traffic Cone Torture
Traffic Cone Invasion
Traffic Cones World Domination Plans
Martian landings on the Bristol to Bath Cycle Path
Alien landings on Siston Common
Traffic Cone Sex
Traffic Cone Abacus
The Bristol & Bath Cycle Path
The Cone Circle
Ttaffic Cone Tardis
The Killer Frog Of Fishponds
Aliens ride bicycles too
Weapons Grade Horse Shit
Traffic Cone Links
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