At the Bath end of the tunnel on the Bristol to Bath cycle track a sinister Traffic Cone is lurking. Is the cone planning to attack cyclists after 8pm when the lights are turned off? There haven't been any reports of traffic cone attacks here.....yet.

Have the Traffic Cones stashed their weapons of mass destruction in the tunnel? Hopefully riders from the Cyclists Resistance Movement (CRM) will interrogate the cone and we will learn all about its world domination and invasion plans, stealth technology, WMD and even its sexual habits.