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MachineHead Software Home Page
MachineHead Software is a Bristol based company with an annual turnover considerably under 10 million per year. Cycling software is a speciality. The bicycle software was written mainly because the is a harmless loony. Some of my programs can be downloaded for free at this web site
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/index.html

Cycling Software
Machinehead Software for cyclists including bicycle gear calculator, cyclists power/calorie calculator, heart rate training zone calculator and spoke length calculator
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/cycling.html

MachineHead Software Miscellaneous Downloads
Machinehead Software - Other Miscellaneous Software Downloads including the music player
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/other.html

Nigel Jones - Machinehead Software
Its tough at the top. The Boss - Machinehead Software. Nigel Jones
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/boss.html

Machinehead Software - Complaints Department
Do you feel lucky?
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/complaints.html

Machinehead Software For Cyclists FAQ
Machinehead software for cyclists - Frequently asked questions mainly about the bicycle gear calculator and cyclists power calculator but also about the bike software generally
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/faq.html

MachineHead Software Bug List
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/buglist.html

Cycling Links - Links to cycling organisations, shops, superstars, coaches, and search engines
Cycling Links - Links to cycling organisations, shops, superstars, coaches, and search engines
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/links.html

Installing Windows Programs
New web site, Free software, cycling tips, bicycle software
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/install.html

The Standard Software Vendors Warranty
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/disclaim.html

Register Your Cycling Software Today
If you have found my demo programs useful and you should register your software. Registered users get offered the latest unrestricted versions of the software, cheap upgrades as they become available and good karma. 8-)
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/register.html

Bicycle Software Press Reviews
Machinehead Bicycle Software Press Reviews - including gear calculator, power/calorie calculator, spoke length calculator, heart rate calculator
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike_software_reviews.html

Machinehead Software Operating System Compatibility Chart
Compatibility chart showing platforms supported by 16 and 32 bit cycling software
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/operating_system_compatibility.html

Machinehead Software - Bespoke Programming and Web Design Services
Machinehead Software is a programming and web design consultancy based in Bristol UK, with its roots in Bicycle software, miscellaneous downloads, and music software
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/machinehead_services.html

Cheap Upgrades For Registered Users Of Machinehead Software Products
Cheap Upgrades For Registered Users Of Machinehead Bicycle Software
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/software_upgrades.html

Machinehead Software Advertising Opportunity
Advertising space in the Machinehead Software Help Files
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/advertisinginhelpfiles.html

Job Vacancies At Machinehead Software
There are currently no job vacancies at Machinehead Software. Nigel Jones has determined that the existing team of programmers, web page designers, analysts, and testers is sufficient for the time being
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/jobs.html

Machinehead Privacy Policy
All personal information sent to Machinehead Software is treated as confidential. Your details are not sold, given or in any other way shared with any other organisations. Your email address will not be added to any spam lists.
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/privacy.html

Bicycle Software (Old 16 bit versions)
Machinehead Software for cyclists including bicycle gear calculator, cyclists power/calorie calculator, heart rate training zone calculator and spoke length calculator - the last of the 16 bit versions of the bicycle software
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bicycle_cycling_software_versions.html

Machinehead Software - Web Site For Sale
Machinehead Software web site, Bicycle software, miscellaneous downloads, and music software all for sale
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/machineheadsellout.html

Home > Bike >

Cycling Jokes
Cycling Jokes Page. Jokes about bicycles and cyclists
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/jokes.html

Using The Machinehead Bicycle Gear Calculator And Cyclists Power Calculator In Tandem
Version 1.1 onwards of the Machinehead 'GearCalc Pro' bicycle gear calculator, can be used in tandem with v1.1 (or higher) of the 'PowerCalc' Cyclist Power Calculator.
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/bike_calcs_in_tandem.html

Standard Bicycle Tyre Size Table
The Bicycle Gear Calculator and its sister program the Bicycle Power Calculator both have an editable table of standard tyre sizes and designations
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/standard_tyre_sizes.html

Bicycle Inner Tube Warning
Bicycle Inner Tube Warning - watch out for badly made presta valve housings
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/presta_valves.html

Speed Distance Time Calculators
Javascript speed, distance and time calculators for performance oriented cyclists and other sports people
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/speed_distance_time_calc.html

Extra Lightweight Mountain Bike
The lightweight bicycle. A cautionary tale. Grim humour about bicycles traffic cones and bike locking rails
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/extra_light_bicycle.html

Home > Bike > Chain Length >

Chain Length Calculator
Although the majority of chain length calculator users will be bicycle owners, it is suitable for any pitch of chain. It has two modes: derailleur and fixed wheel. Derailleur is intended for bicycles with derailleur gears. Fixed wheel mode is for fixed wheel bikes, cocoa tin geared bikes, motorcycles or any pair of cogs with a chain wrapped around and no chain tensioner
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/chain_length/chain_length_calculator.html

Bicycle Frame Dropouts
Vertical, horizontal and track - the three most common types of dropouts used on bicycle frames
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/chain_length/bicycle_frame_dropouts.html

Clain Length Calculator - Foreign Language Support
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/chain_length/language_support_file_downloads.html

Javascript Bicycle Chain Length Calculator
A free bicycle chain length calculator, written in Javascript by Nigel Jones
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/chain_length/chainlengthcalc.html

Derailleur Allowances
Allowances for bicycle rear gear change mechanism
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/chain_length/bicycle_derailleur_alowances.html

Derailleur Limits
How to determine visually if you have the correct length of chain on a bicycle with derailleur gears.
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/chain_length/bicycle_derailleur_limits.html

Flipflop Hubs
A flipflop hub is a rear hub for a fixed wheel bike that has a cog on each side of the wheel.
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/chain_length/flipflophubgearing.html

Worn Out Bicycle Chain
How to check if your bicycle chain is worn out and needs replacing
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/chain_length/wornoutbikechain.html

Chain Link Extractors
A comparison between two types of chain link extractor tools for bicycles by Nigel Jones
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/chain_length/chainlinkextractors.html

Rounding Of Values
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/chain_length/rounding.html

Clain Length Calculator - Foreign Language Support
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/chain_length/foreign_language_support.html

Home > Bike > Cranks >

Crank Calc - Bicycle Crank Length Calculator
Scale drawn animation of bicycle riders legs, showing knee angles at any given crank angle
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/cranks/crank_calc.html

Optimum Bicycle Crank Length Calculator
Calculate the optimum crank length for your bicycle
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/cranks/cyclist_crank_length_calculator.html

Home > Bike > Gears >

Bicycle Gear Calculator
The GearCalc Pro Bicycle Gear Calculator is a very powerful software application for serious cyclists that is also fun and easy to use. It has automatic suggest functionality for both gear usage and freewheel/cassette cog sizes. It quickly and easily calculates the speed range for each gear. The gearing assessment also gives the optimum speed for each gear change along with the cadence that this corresponds to
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/gears/gear_calculator.html

Gear Calculator For Fixed Wheel Bicycles
If however you are a super hard macho cyclist looking to optimise a fixed wheel single speed bike for a world record attempt then this little calculator was designed specifically for your needs
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/gears/fixed_wheel_gear_calculator.html

Chain Alignment
How the GearCalc Pro Bicycle Gear Calculator makes allowances for chain alignment
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/gears/chain_alignment.html

Assessment Of Bicycle Gearing
Description of Bicycle Gear Calculator Gearing Assessment window
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/gears/gearing_assessment.html

Speed Distance Time Calculations
Windows software that calculates speed from distance and time, distance from time and speed or time from distance and speed. Supplied as part of the bicycle gear calculator package
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/gears/speed_distance_time_calc.html

Gear Usage Table
Functionality of gear usage table in the GearCalc Pro bicycle gear calculator
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/gears/gear_usage_table.html

Cyclists Cadence Calculator
The cadence calculator has been a feature of GearCalc bicycle gear calculator ever since the first release. It calculates cadence from speed for riders who have bought a cycle computer that does not feature a cadence meter.
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/gears/cyclists_cadence_calculator.html

Bicycle Gearing Diagrams
The bicycle gear calculators gearing diagram is a vector based graphic representing a riders eye view of a set of derailleur bicycle gears. The example on the left shows three front cogs used with a nine cog cassette
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/gears/gearing_diagram.html

Printed Certification For Your Bicycle Gears
Example printed output from the GearCalc Pro Bicycle Gear Calculator, assessment window
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/gears/gear_calculator_printed_certification.html

Getting The Gears Right
Ramblings about bicycle gears by Nigel Jones
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/gears/choosing_your_bicycle_gearing.html

Home > Bike > Heart Rate >

Heart Rate Training Zone Calculator
Cyclists heart rate training zone calculator, calculates target heart rate zones based upon various top cycling coaches methods of calculation
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/heart_rate/heart_rate_calculator.html

Heart Rate Training Zone Calculator
Cyclists heart rate training zone calculator based on the revised ABCC / BCF guidelines. Written in javascript by Nigel Jones
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/heart_rate/heart_rate_zone_calculator_abcc_bcf.html

Home > Bike > Power >

Bicycle Power Calculator Software
PowerCalc - Bicycle Power Calculator Software - Calculates a cyclists power and energy requirements, and much more
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/power/bicycle_power_calculator.html

Cyclists Pedal Thrust Calculator
Calculates the average (mean) force on the bicycle pedals. Taking into account the riders power requirement, crank length, cadence and overall gearing. Sets of gears can be imported directly from the GearCalc bicycle gear calculator by clicking on the 'Chainring Freewheel' button
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/power/pedal_thrust_calc.html

Body Mass Index Calculator
The body mass index (BMI) is a method of classifying body weight. This calculator is for Windows
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/power/powercalc_body_mass_index.html

Shoe Size Equivalence Converter
Whatever sport you indulge in the importance of correctly fitting shoes should never be under estimated. Just click on the spin button on the right to select your shoe size and the program will display the equivalents. The program gives: sole length, european, english and american sizes for adult men and women
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/power/shoe_size_converter.html

Altitude Adjustment
The atmospheric pressure calculator is supplied as part of the PowerCalc Cyclists Power Calculator. Atmospheric pressure at a given altitude (height above sea level) is calculated, along with air density and nitrogen tent equivalent
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/power/altitude_calc.html

Cyclists Resting Energy Requirements
The Resting Energy Requirement calculator is a bonus feature of the PowerCalc Cyclists Power Calculator. Just enter your weight, height, age and sex and PowerCalc does the rest
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/power/cyclist_resting_energy.html

Cyclists Drag Coefficient Calculator
The drag coefficient calculator can be used to estimate a cyclists coefficient of drag from the speed at which the bicycle freewheels down a hill of known gradient in equilibrium.
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/power/cyclist_drag_coefficient.html

Ramp Test Simulator / Warm Up Aid
Ramp test simulator can be used in conjunction with a turbo trainer and cycle computer and/or heart rate meter to simulate a maximum stress 'ramp test'; Although it is primarily intended to provide a consistent warm up prior to a constant load test
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/power/cyclists_warmup_aid.html

Cyclists Power Calculator Graph Plotting Ability
The PowerCalc Cyclists Power Calculator can plot a combined graph of speed verses power that takes into account the effects of wind resistance, rolling resistance, transmission losses, gravity, and even the resistance of your dynamo
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/power/power_calculator_graphs.html

Oxygen Requirement Calculator
Four different methods of calculation can be used. These are the Latin Equation, the Berry Equation, The ASCM Cycle Equation, and The ASCM Arm Ergometer Equation
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/power/oxygen_calc.html

Energy From Food Calculator
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/power/kcal_food_energy.html

Protein Requirement Calculator
PowerCalc Protein Requirement Calculator calculates daily protein requirements for normal healthy adults, endurance atheletes and sprinters or bodybuilders respectively
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/power/protein_calc.html

Body Fat Percentage Calculator
Estimates riders body fat percentage based on DoDI 1308.3 guidelines. Units for abdomen/waist, neck, hip and height are inches although you can enter your measurements in centimetres if you want to.
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/power/body_fat_percentage.html

Ideal Body Weight Calculator
The IBW calculator calculates an 'ideal' body weight required to achieve a different body fat percentage, based on your existing weight and body fat percentage
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/power/ideal_body_weight.html

Home > Bike > Spokes >

Spoke Length Calculator
WheelCalc is a spoke length calculator for wheel builders cyclists and bicycle mechanics. Calculates lengths of spokes from hub and rim measurements
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/spokes/spoke_length_calculator.html

The Spoke Pattern Explorer for Wheel Builders - by Machinehead Software
The spoke pattern explorer allows wheel builders to verify that it is possible to build a wheel using the supplied measurements and a given number of spoke crossings.
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/spokes/spoke_pattern_explorer.html

Funky Psychedelic Bicycle Wheel
The bicycle wheel drawing code from spoke length calculator has been re-used as a psychedelic bicycle wheel screen saver
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/spokes/funky_bike_wheel.html

ChangingThe Spoke Colours In The WheelCalc Spoke Length Calculator
Instructions for customising the appearance of the wheel building software by changing the colours for each side of the wheel
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/spokes/custom_spokes.html

Home > Bike > Training >

Top Tips For Cyclists
Training Tips and hints for cyclists
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/training/top_tips.html

Using The Bicycle Gear Calculator For Cadence Optimisation
Using The GearCalc Pro Bicycle Gear Calculator For Cadence Optimisation
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/training/handlebar_computer.html

Prevention of Cyclists Saddle Sores
CHAMOIS CREAM is the secret weapon in the fight against a sore botty! Surely this stuff is the unsung hero of long distance cyclists and bicycle riders
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/training/prevention_of_sores.html

Home > Bike > Training > B M I Calc >

Body Mass Index Calculator
Body mass index (BMI) is a method of classifying body weight as being either underweight, overweight, normal or obese based on weight and height. This calculator is written in javascript to run in your web browser
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/training/b_m_i_calc/body_mass_index_calculator.html

Home > Bike > Training > Body Fat >

Body Fat Percentage Calculator
Estimates riders body fat percentage based on DoDI 1308.3 guidelines. Units for abdomen/waist, neck, hip and height are inches although you can enter your measurements in centimetres if you want to.
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/training/body_fat/body_fat_percentage.html

Home > Bike > Training > Cyclists Log >

Cycling Software
Nigels unfinished cyclists training log software - watch this space!
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bike/training/cyclists_log/schedule.html

Home > Bristol >

Cycling Links In The Bristol And Bath Area
Links to my local bicycle shops, frame builders, and to the bicycle trade generally in the Bristol and Bath area of south west England
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/bristol_bike_links.html

Tourism In South West England
Links to tourist and holiday related sites mainly in the Bristol and Bath area of South West England UK
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/tourist_links_south_west.html

Home > Bristol > Cycle Track >

Bristol and Bath Cycle Path
Some pictures of the Bristol to Bath Cycle path
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/pathpics.html

Alien Landings On Siston Common
This crater was not created by Martians. The Daleks from South Gloucestershire Council did it!
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/siston_common.html

Did Martians Land On The The Bristol To Bath Cycle Path?
OFFICIAL DENIAL: The rumours that this bit of scorched earth on the Bristol and Bath Bicycle Path was created by the landing of a Martian spacecraft are completely untrue.
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/martian_landing.html

Beware Of The Killer Frog
The legendary killer frog of fishponds is due to emerge from hibernation and start eating cyclists
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/killer_frogs.html

The Bristol - Bath Cycle Path. No Cars!
A pair of horses arses on the Bristol and Bath Cycle path sculpture trail
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/path9.html

Cycle Path (Bristol End)
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/path2.html

Wild Strawberries - The Entire Crop
A photograph of some wild strawberries found growing alongside the Bristol to Bath Cycle Path
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/wild_strawberry_crop.html

The Bristol - Bath Cycle Path. The Railway Tunnel
This tunnel is a welcome sight on very hot or cold days. In the summer it is refreshingly cool, in winter its always a degree or so warmer than outside.
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/path10.html

Wild Strawberries
A photograph of some wild strawberries growing alongside the Bristol to Bath Cycle Path
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/wild_strawberries_cycle_path.html

The Wheel
The spokes are made out of railway sleepers. I'm not sure why some of the spokes and a section of wheel rim are missing, possibly the sculptor didn't have a spoke length calculator,
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/wheel_sculpture.html

Blackberries
A photograph of some wild blackberries growing alongside the Bristol to Bath Cycle Path
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/blackberries.html

Cycle Path - The Fish At Fishponds
What do you expect to find at Fishponds. The fish that will never get away! Or perhaps it's a second hand Scud missle that missed it's target
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/path4.html

Bicycle Track Graffiti
The photographs on this page are of some graffiti artwork that was sprayed onto the last bridge that you cross on the Bristol to Bath bicycle track before you get to Fishponds
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/cycle_track_graffiti.html

Cycle Path
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/path3.html

Cycle Path
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/path5.html

Cycle Path
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/path6.html

The Bristol - Bath Cycle Path
Some pictures of the Bristol - Bath Cycle path and suggestions regarding the future of South Gloucestershire Council)
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/path8.html

Cycle Path
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/path7.html

Blackberry And Apple Crumble
At the end of the summer blackberries grow in abundance along the entire length of the Bristol to Bath Cycle path. It would be a shame for a hungry cyclist to pass up the chance of some very cheap, high calorie nutrition. ;-) Below is a free Blackberry And Apple Crumble recipe from Nigel Jones - Head Chef in the Machinehead Software Canteen
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/blackberry_and_apple_crumble.html

A Tribute To South Gloucestershire Council
The inscription reads: THE ROAD WAS THE WORST HALUCINATION OF THEM ALL LEADING TOWARDS HOME AND AWAY FROM IT WITH TOO MANY SIGNS AND NO DIRECTIONS
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/machine_sculpture.html

Bristol and Bath Cycle Path
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/path1.html

Cycle Track Joggers
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/cycle_track_joggers.html

Jurassic Bridge
Ancient fossil bearing rocks on the Bristol to Bath Cycle Path
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/ancient_rock.html

Cycle Path Rock Show
Ancient sedimentary rock show fossils on the Bristol to Bath Cycle Path
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/rock_show1.html

Home > Bristol > Cycle Track > Cones >

New Species of Traffic Cone Invades Cycle Track
The traffic cone has been coated with a special non reflective anti-radar stealth coating. This coating combined with its angular conical shape give Stealth Cone a radar signature that is actually smaller than Tony Blairs brain
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/cones/traffic_cone_stealth.html

Traffic Cone Torture
This evil alien traffic cone has apparently been captured by a marauding peloton of riders from the Cyclists Resistance Movement. Using the magic of internet software we have installed a remote power switch in your web browser. Now everyone can join in the fun! Flip the power switch to electrocute the cone! Strike a blow for freedom and democracy!
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/cones/traffic_cone_torture.html

Traffic Cone Tardis
Traffic Cone Tardis spotted on the Bristol to Bath cyclists track
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/cones/traffic_cone_tardis.html

The Cone Circle
Cone Henge! Just before the new diversion joins the Bath to Bristol cycle track and the old diversion there are a load of cones apparently growing out of the ground in a near perfect circle
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/cones/cone_circle.html

Traffic Cones Building Supergun
Evidence of the evil traffic cones building a supergun on the Bristol to Bath Bicycle Path
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/cones/traffic_cones_super_gun.html

The Bath End Of The Cyclists Track
At the Bath end of the Bristol to Bath cycle track two Traffic Cones are lurking. They are waiting for the chance to surprise passing cyclists with random acts of terrorism.
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/cones/cyclist_track_bath_end.html

The Bristol - Bath Cycle Path. The Railway Tunnel
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/cones/cycle_path_tunnel_bath_side.html

Home > Bristol > Cycle Track > S G C >

South Gloucestershire Council Enhancements To The Enviroment
Some pictures of the Bristol - Bath Cycle path as it is now - improvements courtesy of South Gloucestershire Council
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/s_g_c/pathnow.html

How South Gloucestershire Council Serves The Community
Some pictures of cyclists being unaffected by South Gloucestershire Council's cycle path diversion
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/s_g_c/southglous.html

How South Gloucestershire Council Has Made The Cycle Path More Exciting
Some pictures of a dangerous new bend that South Gloucestershire have created on the Bristol to Bath Cycle Path diversion
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/s_g_c/dangerious_bend.html

The Final Solution
South Gloustershire Councils final solution to to problem cyclists
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/s_g_c/final_solution.html

South Gloucestershire Councils New Hill
The astute observer will immediately notice that these cyclists are all walking. So a council representative would probably argue that he still can't see any cyclists being affected - only pedestrians!
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/s_g_c/cycle_track_new_hill_climb.html

How South Gloucestershire Council Are Boosting Bicycle Gear Calculator Sales
South Gloucestershire Council's new ring road through the Bristol and Bath Cycle path forces bicycle riders to walk up hills, where the terrain was previously flat
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/s_g_c/southglous7.html

South Gloucestershire Council - Cyclist Policy
South Gloucestershire Council's closure of the Bristol - Bath Cycle path
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/s_g_c/pathnow2.html

Bicycle Track Diversion Finished?
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/s_g_c/cycle_track_still_fenced_july2001.html

The Bristol - Bath Cycle Path. No Horses, Bicycles, Walkers or Motorbikes!
One day South Gloucestershire Council will find a way to abolish fun forever
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/s_g_c/abolish_fun.html

South Gloucestershire Council - Cycling Policy
How cyclists are not effected by South Gloucestershire Council's closure of the Bristol - Bath Cycle path
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/s_g_c/pathnow3.html

South Gloucestershire Council's Cycle Path Widening Scheme?
South Gloucestershire Council's cycle path policy
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/s_g_c/pathnow8.html

Bristol to Bath Cycle Path - closed again by South Gloucestershire Council
Bristol - Bath Cycle path closed again by South Gloucestershire Council
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/s_g_c/bicycle_path_closed_again.html

The Final Solution - Virtual Tour
A long awaited update regarding the status of South Gloucestershire Council's vandalism of the Bristol to Bath cycle track
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/s_g_c/cyclist_v_tour1.html

Home > Bristol > Cycle Track > V O S A >

What Bristols Vehicle & Operator Services Agency (VOSA) Are Doing For Cyclists
Someone at the Vehicle And Operator Services Agency (VOSA) wishes to start a collection of bicycles and will clamp your bicycle if you lock it to the fence!
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/v_o_s_a/vosa.html

What Bristols Vehicle Inspectorate Are Doing For Cyclists
The vehicle inspectorate will clamp your bicycle if you lock it to the fence!
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/v_o_s_a/vehicle_inspectorate.html

Traffic Cones Invade VOSA
This is the side of the VOSA building viewed from the Bristol to Bath cycle track. As you can see some sinister Traffic Cones have taken up defensive positions along the wall. Does this mean that the Cones are now controlling VOSA?
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/v_o_s_a/vosa_traffic_cones.html

The VOSA Building
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bristol/cycle_track/v_o_s_a/vosa_building.html

Home > Misc >

Machinehead Sponsored Links Page
This page is for links to sites that sponsor the Machinehead Cycling Software and misc downloads
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/misc/sponsoredlinks.html

Miscellaneous Links
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/misc/otherlinks.html

Getting Listed On A Machinehead Software Links Page
Guidelines for getting listed
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/misc/getting_listed.html

Home > Misc > Lottery >

Lottery Number Generator
Mystic Nig's national lottery number generator - the high tech way to choose your numbers
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/misc/lottery/lottery.html

Thirteen Point Six Million Chances Of Winning The National Lottery
Do you feel lucky? Mistic Nigels assessment of the odds
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/misc/lottery/chanceofwinninglottery.html

Home > Misc > Money >

DoshCalc Earnings Calculator
DoshCalc is a real time earnings calculator with audible alarms.
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/misc/money/real_time_earnings_calculator.html

Make Big Money With The Real Time Earnings Calculator
Watch your money grow into big money
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/misc/money/make_big_money.html

Home > Misc > Nospam >

Making it difficult for S-p-a-m Bots To 'Harvest' Your E-m-a-i-l Address
A free HTML & Javascript tutorial by Nigel Jones
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/misc/nospam/mailme_script.html

Home > Misc > Su Doko >

Su Doko
Machinehead Software Sudoko puzzle program for Windows - by Nigel Jones
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/misc/su_doko/sudoko.html

Home > Misc > Table Tennis >

Table Tennis League Table Calculator
Table Tennis League Table Calculator
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/misc/table_tennis/tennis1.html

Table Tennis
Table Tennis photo
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/misc/table_tennis/tennis_pic2.html

Table Tennis
Table Tennis photograph of Nigel Jones in action
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/misc/table_tennis/tennis_pic1.html

Table Tennis
Table Tennis
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/misc/table_tennis/tennis_pic3.html

Home > Misc > Tic Tac Toe >

Noughts And Crosses
A free javascript noughts and crosses program by Nigel Jones. Some people also call this game tic-tac-toe or OXO. Some say its totally pointless so I also added in a 'bicycles and traffic cones' version because every single cone has a point
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/misc/tic_tac_toe/index.html

Home > Misc > Vulgar Fractions >

Fractions To Decimal
Converter for vulgar fractions to decimal fractions also calculates inches from millimeters and millimeters from inches.
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/misc/vulgar_fractions/fractions2decimal.html

Home > Misc > Wind Chill >

Wind Chill Calculator
ChillCalc - A cool program to calculate wind chill equivalent temperatures
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/misc/wind_chill/wind_chill.html

Home > Music Player >

Machinehead Music Player
The Machinehead Music Player is a jukebox system for mp3, wav, wma and CD Audio
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/music_player/music_player.html

Music Jokes
Musical jokes, jokes about musicians musical instruments players and music
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/music_player/music_jokes.html

Music Links
Musical links to other sites
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/music_player/music_links.html

Name That Tune
Does anyone know what this tune is called and/or who the artist was?
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/music_player/name_that_tune.html

Home > Nigel Jones >

Nigel Jones - Registered Voter
Don't mess with Nigel Jones he is registered to vote
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/nigel_jones/nigel_jones_registered_voter.html

Machinehead Software Personnel
The entire software development team was cloned from one of Nigel Jones toe nail clippings
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/nigel_jones/index.html

Nigel Jones - Art
Arty farty stuff by Nigel Jones
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/nigel_jones/nigel_jones_artwork.html

Horse Shit
A photograph of some weapons grade horse shit by Nigel Jones
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/nigel_jones/horse_shit.html

Nigel Jones - Transport Minister
Nigel Jones is not the transport minister, but he is registered to vote
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/nigel_jones/nigel_jones_transport_minister.html

Nigel Jones - Links
Links to other people called Nigel Jones and Nigel Jones impersonators
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/nigel_jones/nigel_jones_impersonators.html

Nigel Jones Is Not A Member of Parliament
Nigel Jones is not a repression oriented member of parliament but he is registered to vote
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/nigel_jones/nigel_jones_member_of_parliament.html

Nigel Jones - Radio Personality
On May 3rd 2004 at approximately 9:30am Jones achieved a few minutes of fame on BBC Radio Scotland's Fred McAulay show. Jones would like you to believe that the invitation to appear in a consultative capacity as an expert on traffic cones came due to the super cool nature of the web site but its possible that he was simply cheaper than the American web site developers
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/nigel_jones/radio_scotland.html

Pile Of Bricks
Artistic photograph of a pile of bricks by Nigel Jones
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/nigel_jones/pile_of_bricks.html

Nigel Jones Dead!
Nigel Jones Dead? Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated!
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/nigel_jones/nigel_jones_dead.html

Home > Nigel Jones > Abacus >

Nigel's Abacus
Are you man enough, tough enough, brave enough to calculate your gear ratios with an abacus? A FREE Abacus program by Nigel Jones
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/nigel_jones/abacus/abacus.html

Home > Nigel Jones > Arrest >

Nigel Jones - Photographs of a Citizens Arrest
Pictures of a citizens arrest by Nigel Jones photographer
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/nigel_jones/arrest/citizens_arrest.html

Home > Nigel Jones > Puzzle >

The Nigel Jones Puzzle
Your chance to rearrange Nigel Jones face! A javascript puzzle program by Nigel Jones
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/nigel_jones/puzzle/nigel_jones_puzzle.html

Home > Screensavers >

Machinehead Cycling Screen Saver
Machinehead Screensaver gives flying bicycles or machineheads and colour cycling psychedelic bicycle wheel animation
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/screensavers/machinehead_bicycle_screen_saver.html

Flying Bicycles Screen Saver
The psychedelic colour cycling bicycle wheel part of the screen saver's display is an extended version of the wheel drawing code that I wrote for use in my spoke length calculator program. The numbers of spokes and spoke crossings and the hub size varies with some impossibly extreme values used to create some interesting patterns. The wheel colour cycles i.e. the spokes and background colours change as the animation runs. It creates some nice effects
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/screensavers/flying_bicycles_and_wheel.html

Flying Machineheads Screen Saver
Machinehead cycling screen saver showing example output using machinehead sprites
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/screensavers/flying_machinehead_and_wheel.html

Machinehead Screen Saver Settings
How to change the settings for the Machinehead Screen saver
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/screensavers/screen_saver_settings.html

Home > Traffic Cones >

Alien Traffic Cone Invaders From The Planet Ring Road
Traffic Cones: Are they a sinister race of evil alien life forms whose mission is to bring planet Earth to a complete standstill? Are they hell bent on world domination?
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/traffic_cones/alien_cones.html

Traffic Cone Invasion
Traffic Cone Invasion: Are the Cones a sinister race of evil alien life forms whose mission is to bring planet Earth to a stand still? Are they hell bent on world domination? Click on the cones to kill them!
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/traffic_cones/traffic_cone_invasion.html

Alien Traffic Cone World Domination Plan Foiled By Drunkard
Will the evil alien traffic cones stop at nothing in their quest for world domination?
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/traffic_cones/aggressive_traffic_cone_tactics.html

Traffic Cone Links
A coneucopia of links to other Traffic Cone humour sites
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/traffic_cones/traffic_cone_links.html

Traffic Cones Attack Policeman
Three traffic cones are attempting to eat the cops hand! And the British police are so worried about the threat of attack from evil alien traffic cones that they are now carrying guns for self protection
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/traffic_cones/traffic_cones_attack_policeman.html

Traffic Cone WMD Distribution System
How the evil Traffic Cones plan to distribute WMD and poison us all
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/traffic_cones/cone_gas.html

Rocket Propelled Cones (RPC)
Using the magic of Internet software we have organised a virtual reality quick draw contest to prove the superiority of the traffic cone system over conventional weapons.
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/traffic_cones/rpc.html

Traffic Cone Teeshirts
Limited edition designer teeshirts with Cone The Barbaran or Cone The Destroyer logo on chest
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/traffic_cones/cone_barb_teeshirts.html

Smart Cones
These traffic cones must be smart because they were educated at Bristol University!
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/traffic_cones/smart_cones.html

Traffic Cone Invasion
The rules and objectives of the Traffic Cone Invasion Game
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/traffic_cones/traffic_cone_invasion_rules.html

Weather Prediction Cone
Planning a bicycle ride? Fed up with unreliable weather forecasts? Try the high tech patent pending Machinehead weather prediction cone!
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/traffic_cones/weather_prediction_cones.html

Home > Weapons >

Weapons Emporium
Machinehead Weapons Emporium - Home Page
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/weapons/weapons_index.html

Home > Web Tools >

Webmasters Weaponry - Redirector Page Maker
The Webmasters Weaponry toolkit for web site developers includes a redirector page maker
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/redirector_page_maker.html

Web Developer Tools Index
Some tools for web site developers
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/index.html

Home > Web Tools > Sitemaps >

Site Map Creation
Web masters weaponry can create a range of different site map page styles from the list of unique links generated by the link tester
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/sitemaps/site_map_creator.html

Home > Web Tools > W M W >

Webmasters Weaponry
Webmasters Weaponry is a kit of handy tools for web site developers
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/w_m_w/webmasters_weaponry.html

Link Checker
The Machinehead Webmasters Weaponry Link tester is an off line link tester that enables web masters to automatically test an entire site for broken links
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/w_m_w/link_checker.html

Webmasters Weaponry - Hypertext Link Rewiring and Remapping
Webmasters Weaponry tools for web site developers, including Rewiring and Remapping of Hypertext Links
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/w_m_w/link_rewire_or_remap.html

Webmasters Weaponry - Word Count Statistics
Webmasters Weaponry is a kit of handy tools for tools for web site developers
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/w_m_w/word_count_statistics.html

Webmasters Weaponry - Multi File Word Phrase Or Link Count
Webmasters Weaponry is a kit of handy tools for tools for web site developers including a multi file word phrase or link counter
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/w_m_w/word_phrase_or_link_count.html

Webmasters Weaponry - Link Phrase Or Text Replacer
Webmasters Weaponry is a kit of handy tools for tools for web site developers and it includes a multi file link phrase or text replacer
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/w_m_w/link_word_or_phrase_replacer.html

Webmasters Weaponry Interface
Webmasters Weaponry is a kit of handy tools for tools for web site developers
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/w_m_w/interface_2_browser_editor.html

File Conversion
The conversion utility converts Linux/unix formatted ASCII into Notepad friendly DOS/Windows formatted ASCII
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/w_m_w/file_conversion.html

Webmasters Weaponry Integrated Web Browser
The WMW Web Browser has a number of features that make it an ideal tool for web site maintenance
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/w_m_w/web_browser.html

Link Testing Service
Link Testing Service
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/w_m_w/link_testing_service.html

Page Mover
The page mover can rewire all the broken links that can result from moving a page to a new directory location within your web site
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/w_m_w/page_mover.html

Meta Keywords Generator
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/w_m_w/meta_keywords.html

ANSI Character Code Generator
The Character Code Generator generates ANSI representations of characters in decimal, hex, HTML and javascript formats
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/w_m_w/wmw_char_codes.html

Web Browser Screenshot
WMW web browser screen shot and browser controls
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/w_m_w/web_browser_screen.html

HTML Color Code Generator
The HTML Color Code Generator provides an interface for generating those hexadecimal numbers (preceded by a # character) that web browsers understand
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/w_m_w/html_colors.html

Changed Files Tracker
An easy way to keep track of which files are new or have been modified since the last upload
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/w_m_w/changed_files_tracker.html

WMW Constraints And Limitations
WMW Constraints And Limitations - Webmasters weaponry
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/web_tools/w_m_w/wmw_constraints.html

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